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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:31
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are some common health concerns for senior citizens?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
China’s asteroid-and-comet hunter probe unfurls a ‘solar wing’ - theregister.com
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
NASA Pulls the Plug on Europa Lander, but Scientists Propose a Plan B - Gizmodo
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Modern Diesel Engines Still Outsell Gas In Heavy-Duty Trucks: Here's Why - Jalopnik
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is it possible to start a small scale domestic BPO (Call Center)?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
'28 Years Later' Marketing Hid Mother-Son Tearjerker Due to Studio Worries - Variety
No go.
So they tried
Still no good
Air India plane crash: Investigation underway, black boxes found - ABC News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
No way
Everyone loved it.